Can you write a funny story about going to a health center for Rejuvenation that includes these lines? ?
1) Wheatgrass??? No, I can not say I heard of it! 2) Oh my! What should I do with it?? 3) Yoga at 7 am? 4) Of course …. I love sprouts broccoli! 5) I could kill for a shot of espresso! 6) My mother always said … he must suffer to be beautiful … She was right!
I look my window at my surroundings as barren as the limo stopped at the entrance. This was the case I would spend the next six weeks? " With what they charged may have at least made more attractive and less institutional. Being picked up at the airport by a limo gave me hope a pleasant, relaxing stay in comfort. Now, I was afraid of what lay before me. The driver opened the door for me. As I slipped out of there looking at the structure of two-storey white hospital, my mother's words came back to haunt me. My mother always said …. must suffer to be beautiful ….. She was right! I had a feeling my pain was about to begin! Showed me a small reception room. A woman with glasses perched on his nose and his graying hair twisted into a bun on the nape of his office looked at me. She signed to me to have a seat. As I 'm sitting on the edge of my chair, she began talking to me as if she was reading a script. "So?" She began. "You come to us to purge your body and soul of all, impurities? We will not have any caffeine or alcoholic beverages served here. You need only water and juice drinks, we serve only healthy food. "My mind was in a whirl. Already I could kill A photo of the Espresso! Miss Birdbeak (I started to think about it) has continued almost in a monotone, as she handed me a paper. "This is a list of foods we serve here. Wheatgrass is at the top of the list. We serve fried in bread crumbs and sprinkle on salads and cereals .. Almost everything you eat here there be in it. You've heard of him, did not you? "Wheatgrass???? No, I do not say I've heard! "I said as I scanned the list." Of course, I love broccoli sprouts! "I think you want to Brussels sprouts, but we serve those too. Your diet is mostly vegetarian here, "she says. "We as milk, some butter and eggs in a limited quanity. No red meat, "She handed me another sheet of paper." This is our exercise program. "I looked at the paper." Yoga at 7:00? Is not it a bit early? "I asked. "Not at all," she said, looking at me over his glasses. "Breakfast is at 6:00 .." My mind began to think of escape routes. It was too much of a wait man who just wanted to leave the stress and bustle of everyday life for some time to revitalize and lose a few pounds. This should be illegal! I looked at the package, she uttered to me: "Oh! MY! WHAT TO DO WITH WHOM? "I asked surprised." This is your sleeping bag, "she explained. "All new clients are sleeping on bunk beds in the dormitory for the first week." Excuse me, I interrupted. "Can I use your phone? "" Sure, "she pushed through the phone for me." Have you forgotten something? " I certainly did, "I replied. "I forgot to stay home!"
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